itsthighnoon:

my piece of shit uterus every month once it realizes that i’m not pregnant: this bitch empty YEET

spocksplum:

deepfriedfuckpotato:

quousque:

advanced-procrastination:

captainkirk94:

goldenpoc:

exomoon:

rexpinn:

emiria:

theradicalace:

tossingtelevisions:

Bitch WHAT THE FUCK

what the FUCK

???!!!!??

Yo, this guy sold his soul for this or something holy fuck

i feel like i just watched something forbidden for mortal eyes

I’m the black lady in the audience LIKE DAMN OKAY

So….do i go to church tommorrow or stay in?

MAGIC TRICKS ARE SIMPLY SLEIGHT OF HAND, USING REDIRECTION TO TAKE YOUR FOCUS OFF THE THING THEYRE MANIPULATING. THAT IS NOT THIS. IT SEEMS LIKE IT AT FIRST BUT THEN HE STARTS DOING THIS SHIT IN PLAIN SIGHT, AND LETTING US ACTUALLY SEE THE SHIT TRANSFORMING AND CHANGING PLACES. THIS ISN’T SLEIGHT OF HAND.

THIS ISN’T A MAGIC TRICK. ITS JUST FUCKING MAGIC.

???? what??? the fuck???????

“Oh, I think I see the moments there where the actual transfer is happening, but he’s really good at it,” I thought at first. 

Promptly followed by, “Wait what the fuck what the FUCK”

Mmm bruh this guy needs to be arrested by wizard police for violation of the statute of secrecy

zuzuthejerkbender:

Cracking open a cold boy

livguini:

I made a compilation of all my favorite vines.

Thank you, Vine

qualitees:

yeah-okay-seph:

stunningpicture:

I noticed some writing on my godfather’s shirt. I asked him to please hold still so I could read it. Well, then.

I need this shirt.

I found it online here!

livguini:

I scoured the internet (not really) to create part two of my favorite vine compilation.
We will forever love you, Vine.

Thanks to @m-a-xrebel for the help.

emojispellz:

Emoji spell to protect all cats from harm this halloween. Likes charge, reblog cast.

thatsthat24:

#PokemonPranks with Friends: “Night Shade” Edition! 🌚

ndnprct3:

this is the savior dog.

reblog and you’ll never be forced to reblog the “Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds” post ever again.

earthstory:

Starry night reflecting in a Pacific Northwest Lake

threatlevelmidknight:

rippeddad:

I love silent films

I’m gonna die

delamermaid:

what do you like to do in your spare time?

- eat apples
- go swimming
- sleep
- brush your really long hair
- freeze shit
- save china

rpndp:

i’m convinced heaven is just bubbles by the beach